What did we do last night that was yellow?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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