Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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