if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
operation have a gay friend backfired
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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