Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I will be naked everywhere
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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