i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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