i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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