I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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