There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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