dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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