You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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