Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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