so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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