Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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