Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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