that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
