Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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