The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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