you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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