oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Come share oat with me in your robe
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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