...so i touched it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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