She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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