dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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