But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This house was built for laser tag.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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