do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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