Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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