So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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