So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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