And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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