this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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