In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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