you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i came on her dog
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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