We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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