plz talk dirty to me
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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