I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Randomize