Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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