the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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