What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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