I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
