have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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