we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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