the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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