Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
