I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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