big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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