I wish I could punch you in the face.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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