Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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