Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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