Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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