I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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