After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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