he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
should my penis look like a turkey
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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