So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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