I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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