O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
handjob tips. give me some.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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