if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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