I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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