You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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